Monday, May 28, 2012

 
HOW TO BUY THE BEST WHEELBARROW IN THE WORLD

It might be surprising to realize how seldom you purchase wheelbarrows, but when you do go out and buy a wheelbarrow it's pretty straightforward, you generally just go right out and... buy a wheelbarrow.  When I recently came up against the gardener's curse of sudden wheelbarrow inadequacy, I gave it a bit of thought and realized that in over seven decades, I had purchased only one wheelbarrow! Talk about frugal.

So, I thought on, why not make the most of such a lifetimely rare occasion and buy the best wheelbarrow in the world? That would require young granddaughters, who are the goddesses of small things. Luckily, I would be blessed with the Trio of Brio on Sunday, who would be at the house ready for some gardening and general handiwork.

Being only 11, 9 and 9, the Trio have never bought a single wheelbarrow in their entire lives, either collectively or individually, so I figured this was a unique chance to spring it on them, put their inborn skills to work. I was surprised, though, to see how jumpy-up-and-downy they got as soon as I said "Let's go buy a new wheelbarrow," somehow triggering instincts the Trio didn't even know they had.

They had loved using the friendly lunky old one, getting rides in it and carrying each other now and then, until only a week ago, when old Wheelie, held together with cotter pins and baling wire as the bottom rusted out, had been on its third or fourth tire with its second inner tube and got a major flat just when I was doing the most important thing in the history of the world; isn't that always the way. The metal recycling guy was glad to have the remains.

Wheelbarrow purchase being one of life's special experiences for little kids, they are super great to have along when selecting which wheelbarrow to buy from among all those on offer, with all the different colors, depths, weights and materials, handgrips and other features that the tired elderly gentleman in some kind of hurry is willing to overlook for the sake of just getting this business over and done with it's too hot and crowded, a cool drink in the shade would be nice, but those new minds will not stand for weakness at such a crucial moment in life, which is good for said guy, who will be using that wheelbarrow, which is why in the first place he selected his young granddaughters as wheelbarrow advisors.

They didn't look at the rows of wheelbarrows, or the groups of wheelbarrows, or the categories, models and prices of wheelbarrows; they looked at each wheelbarrow. All over. Pulled them out and tried them. Tipped them. Said this one's got plastic here, this one's scratched underneath, this one has a dent on the front, this one's yucky blue, this is a nice green though, and has cute yellow handles, besides it's not too heavy, no scratches or dents, easy to push, this is the best one.

That's how I got the best wheelbarrow in the world.

It looks really perky at home in the garden.


9 comments:

ted said...

I hope its red. Because so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

Mary Lou said...

A nice green with yellow handles sounds perfectly fine to me!

Robert Brady said...

I like the yellow handles too; without the Trio I might not even have noticed and gotten beige or black handles, throwing the feel of my garden off somehow...

Robert Brady said...

And yes, Ted, so much does in fact depend upon that wheelbarrow, not yet in the rain...

Juicer said...

After 69 years, I finally got the best wheelbarrow of my life. Tandem wheels and blue!

Robert Brady said...

Sounds like a really hot set of wheels...

Brendan said...

The best wheelbarrow is from Marathon Industries

This is the smoothest, lightest, sturdiest wheelbarrow I've ever had, and, best of all, pushes up the hill from my garden with little effort. Besides, my grandson thinks it's the best ride ever!

More info: http://best-gear.org/marathon-industries-5-cubic-feet-poly-residential-yard-rover-green-wheelbarrow/

Robert Brady said...

No one knows wheelbarrows better than grandies.

Eman Mahmoud said...

having red wheels will be amazing.
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