WE REPORT, YOU SHUT UP: FOX CHANNEL TERMINATED IN JAPAN

Hooray!! Things are looking up! As you may know, I don't get tv during the months when leaves are on the trees; but even if leaves were absent from trees forever, I wouldn't subscribe to the Fox News Channel. I was nevertheless elated to hear that Faux News will no longer be constipating the airwaves here, because even though I would never subscribe to that 24/365 mental splinter under the fingernail, it was sad to think that the Japanese people were as credulous as so many Americans seem to be. Turns out the Japanese are judicious, after all; there's just no viable market here for the unfair and unbalanced.

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