Thursday, August 21, 2008


NEWS GETS AROUND


Seems word has gotten out in the simian world that I'm putting up an anti-monkey fence around my garden; the hungry hairy jobless critters are now edging off into the big city, probably looking for work, even attempting to take the subway for free.



To those many frustrated men in blue who now know exactly how I feel: just email me if you need any advice. Also I have some selected anti-monkey rocks for sale or lease, and ideas for a subway fence that might work...

6 comments:

Taintus said...

Monkeys in the big city. I can't believe it either.

Here's a link to my blog entry about the topic Monkeys on the Move.

joared said...

I say, just give the monkeys some subway tokens, their own car and let 'em ride as long as they go in the opposite direction from your garden.

overoften said...

I don't think the monkey escaped because they're good at escaping, though they undoubtedly are.

But it kind of depends on who you're trying to escape from, too.

How many keystones were there..?

tracy said...

Wow...to me, this is exciting! Don't get around much anymore--heh.

Tabor said...

My grandson loves monkey stories and so this made for the perfect true story when I told him last night!

Lin said...

I can only imagine how terrified the monkey was and feel sorry for it.