SIMPLE VEGETARIAN RECIPES
Thinly Sliced Tomatoes
Ingredients: tomatoes
Slice thinly.
Stare at slices until satisfied.
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Onions comme ça
Ingredients: onions
Do whatever you want,
they're your onions.
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Fresh Green Beans
Ingredients: green beans, fresh.
Serve while fresh.
Discard immediately.
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Carrots aux Terre
Ingredients: carrots
Pull carrots from ground;
eat with dirt still on.
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Green Peppers In Situ
Ingredients: green peppers
Kneel on ground;
eat peppers from plant.
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Okra a la Gravité
Ingredients: okra plant
Lie on ground beneath plant
until desired okra pod falls into open mouth.
Change position for additional servings.
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Corn on the Cob
Ingredients: corn; cobs
Just make sure the corn stays on the cob.
Nothing more is required of you.
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Aubergines a la Idée Fixe
Ingredients: none
Think of nothing but eggplants.
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Zucchini sans souci
Ingredients: none
Don't even think about it.
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7 comments:
Super recipes! :)
Thanks, jon; they sure keep me slim!
I got brave and tried the Thinly Sliced Tomatoes. They turned out quite nice, but you did not say how thin is thin, so I'm going to try again with thinner slices. Perhaps that will increase my satisfaction level before eyestrain sets in...
Yes, winston, a good recipe always leaves something to the imagination and creativity of the chef... though perhaps in future I'll add an eyestrain warning footnote to this one...
Best recipes for eggplant and zucchini *ever*.
How zen.
Those tomatoes were the best. Also, the onions, which were, after all, mine.
Thanks, Awesome article the modern farming blog
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