Thursday, March 26, 2009


FOUND IN TRANSLATION


The drug used in the present study was a micronized type synthesized by the research department of our pharmaceutical division, which is practically insoluble in water.

That great civilizations once flourished and declined in man's history is indicated by the large relics still remaining in desserts.

If yellow turns into orange, the pocket heater will be fired.

We have prepared these programs just mentioned to present you with as many problems as possible, which we assume will help enhance your understanding of Japan.

Of these symptoms, three cases showed only slight scream.

If it is impossible for you to attend the meeting, could you send a dupty?

Assistance will be provided in making arrangements for visits or appointments with people that you desire.

Now, let's insert a thermometer in the first place.

Please meet in the lobby of the hotel to go to the dinner hosted by the deputy mayor. The bus to the site will be served.

Successful voyages made by Europeans during this period proved that the earth is a glove.

6 comments:

Delwyn said...

Bob you have a great collection here, did you see my wordrobe?

Tabor said...

Well, the last is definitely my favorite, but the first ones made me think you were making fun of the Dharma initiative tapes on the the TV show LOST.

masa said...

Your words are so profound that
sometimes I feel I am too young to grab the true meaning, but I sensed they could give me a certain lesson in my future life.
precious words.

Kay Dennison said...

Translating is an adventure can be downright funny. It requires a lot more than just knowing what the words mean the words as you've demonstrated here.

ted said...

"We have prepared these programs just mentioned to present you with as many problems as possible, which we assume will help enhance your understanding of Japan."

This single sentence perfectly "encapsulizes" my 15 years here.

vegetablej said...

ted beat me to it. I'm perfectly encapulized.