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WELL YOU COULDA KNOCKED ME OVER WITH A REMOTE CONTROL

"Too much TV may impair kids' reading skills," says an exhaustive and expensive study, like no shit, Sherlock. Note the "may." They're still not sure they should commit themselves to a conclusion that could perhaps turn out to possibly be statistically imprecise, potentially resulting in termination of grants. These kids are our tomorrow. More than just reading skills are impaired, you can count on it. Mental skills, emotive skills, physical skills, social skills, physical growth, will power, family integrity, the list is longer than the tv guide. More not-so-astonishing revelations here.