SIMPLE VEGETARIAN RECIPES


Thinly Sliced Tomatoes

Ingredients: tomatoes
Slice thinly.
Stare at slices until satisfied.

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Onions comme ça

Ingredients: onions
Do whatever you want,
they're your onions.

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Fresh Green Beans

Ingredients: green beans, fresh.
Serve while fresh.
Discard immediately.

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Carrots aux Terre

Ingredients: carrots
Pull carrots from ground;
eat with dirt still on.

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Green Peppers In Situ

Ingredients: green peppers
Kneel on ground;
eat peppers from plant.

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Okra a la Gravité

Ingredients: okra plant
Lie on ground beneath plant
until desired okra pod falls into open mouth.
Change position for additional servings.

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Corn on the Cob

Ingredients: corn; cobs
Just make sure the corn stays on the cob.
Nothing more is required of you.

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Aubergines a la Idée Fixe

Ingredients: none
Think of nothing but eggplants.

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Zucchini sans souci

Ingredients: none
Don't even think about it.

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