Showing posts with label holy books. Show all posts
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Monday, October 15, 2007
LITTLE-KNOWN ELEVATOR FACTS
In the millions of years before elevators were invented, human beings rarely went straight up or down.
Early versions of the elevator were largely failures, moving sideways if they moved at all. Over millennia, those devices evolved into the motor vehicles we know today.
Say "elevator" to a giraffe, and it will stare at you blankly.
Elevators are never seen mating, since they reproduce asexually.
The elevator concept is only vaguely hinted at in the world's holy books.
Sigmund Freud secretly believed elevators to be highly erotic symbols of both sexes, and loved to ride up and down in them.
Napoleon Bonaparte, like most people in history, never heard of an elevator.
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